By BaCoN

Fairy Fables!!

Script:

Twee: Once upon a time a prince dressed all in red…
Redhood: Red?! Are you sure? Its not really my colour.

Twee: Don’t interrupt! I said he was dressed in RED!

Redhood: Oh. All right, then. What a lovely day!

Twee: He was taking croissants to a hungry princess.

Redhood: Golly, I hope she like pastries.

Twee: But suddenly, something jumped out of the trees!

Redhood: Oh no! A scary looking sheep!!

Big Bad Wool: BAA! I am the Big Bad Wool and I’m hungry

Redhood: What great big teeth you’ve got!

Big Bad Wool: All the better to eat croissants with!

Redhood: No chance, Wooly! They’re for the princess.

Big Bad Wool: BAA! Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff…

Twee: And the Big Bad Wool blew all the trees down.

Redhood: Oh no! What am I going to do?

Twee: You need to distract the sheep of course!

Redhood: Oh yes. Look over there!

Big Bad Wool: A unicorn flying through the sky? BAA-zaa!

Redhood: Aha, now I can escape!

Twee: Finally the prince arrived at the castle.

Redhood: Now I will climb up Grumpunzel’s long hair.

Twee: You’ll have to make do with a ladder.

Redhood: If I must…

Grumpunzel: La la la la…

Redhood: She’s totally lost in la-la-land. What do I do now?

Twee throw a magical snowball at her, of course!

redhood throws a snowball at grumpunzel

Grumpunzel: Oi! What do you with you’re doing?
Redhood: Princess! I’ve brought you some criossants!

Grumpunzel: Croissants? I asked for COOKIES!

Redhood: Guess they dont call her grumpunzel for nothing.

Twee: I think she should go back to la-la-land. ZAP!

Big Bad Wool: BAA! Excuse me! I’m really hungry here!

Twee: Well there are plenty of croissants to go around.

Redhood: You’ll better not wool them all at once.

Twee: And they lived happily ever after.

twee gives a tour of the stage

Twee: Welcome to my Tree of Twos!
Twee: Let me show you around a bit.

Twee: I love my books, I have two of everyone.

Twee: See my boombox? It has two speakers!

Twee: I wanted two unicorns but I ran out of glue.

Twee: I tried to have two princesses in this play too.

Twee: This is my chair, make of two types of wood!

Twee: And the pond took me two days to make.

Twee: I hope you liked the tour. Enjoy the play!


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